He’s quite the comedian:
The “Gorilla” singer posted this hilarious shot with the caption: “What rhymes with Bruno?”
He’s an innovator:
Don’t have a stove? Craving a grilled-cheese sandwich? No problem. Do it Bruno-style, and just flip your toaster horizontally. He posted this pic with the helpful advice: “If you put the toaster sideways, you can make grill cheese sandwiches bro! #TourBusEats”
He watches what he eats:
“Backstage workin out with my personal trainer,” he posted, along with this picture of a bag of (what we assume is) delicious fried chicken from KFC.
He’s thinking ahead:
Many celebrities dabble with fashion lines and fragrance sets. When Bruno decides to brand his own cologne, he’s already got a fantastic name prepared: Tiger Musk, according to his Twitter.
He’s ice cold:
Literally. Bruno Mars posted this picture of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream titled after him. Although “Chewno Mars” isn’t a real flavor (as confirmed on the Ben & Jerry’s Facebook page) the combination of caramel ice cream, caramel swirl, and chocolate-covered caramel chunks sounds mouthwateringly delicious. Maybe one day, Bruno!
He’s quite the diva:
Some stars have a demanding list of goods they need to have in order to perform...and Bruno is no different. He posted a picture with the caption, “Here’s my list of demands for my dressing room.” The items? A pair of socks, a bottle of wine, and baby wipes. What a diva.
He’s full of wisdom:
“Mess with the best,” he posted. “You’ll die like the rest!” Accompanying the inspirational quote was a picture of everybody’s favorite superheroes, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard:
Well...his smoothies do at least. Bruno appears to be quite the top chef, whipping up concoctions like strawberry and banana smoothies...which he calls “Stranana.”
He has a refined palette:
Only the finest restaurants will do for Mr. Mars! “Closed :( damn!!!!!” he posted with this pic, “We jus want some tacos is all.”
He asks the tough questions:
“Why come we aint got this in the states!?!? HUH? Why come?” he asked, along with a picture of Ketchup flavored Lay’s.
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