Alex Rodriguez Impresses Lunch Date with Bizarre Behavior

Alex Rodriguez was back to his bizarre behavior while on a lunch date at an outdoor cafe in New York this week. A-Rod sat next to a mystery brunette at a table full of friends at Bar Pitti, a trendy SoHo eatery frequented by the paparazzi.

Once Alex and his date spotted the shutterbugs on the sidewalk, Alex ran inside the restaurant and signaled for his date to change seats so she wouldn't be snapped sitting next to him.

As if the musical chairs weren't bad enough, A-Rod made a big show when the check came at the end of the meal, whipping out a huge stack of cash and wiped his mouth with a $100 bill.

We think it's funny that no one pointed out to Alex that restaurants usually stock napkins for people to wipe their mouths. At the very least someone should warn Alex's ex-wife Cynthia Rodriguez that her divorce settlement might come smeared with gravy stains.