Who would you rather date: the guy you can't take to the club for fear of losing him to a scantily-clad bartender? Or the party animal who lives it up while you're stuck in bed, carrying his unborn child? We know, we know...with such stand-up guys it's a tough decision (sarcastic rolling of the eyes). Both of these headline-grabbing two-timers never cease to amaze us with their antics. The only way to sort this mess out is to pick a winner (or is it a loser?) in the Battle of the Sleazy Sort-Of Bachelors!
Round One: The Victims