Meet Guilherme Leão, a 22-year-old subway security guard in Sao Paulo, Brazil and your newest internet crush. If you're ever in Brazil, make sure to stalk, er, we mean ask for directions from this hottie. (And our sincerest thank you to BuzzFeed, who alerted us to this fine specimen of a man.)
1. security slide 01
Hello. We mean hola. We mean, olá!
2. security slide 02
[calculates how much a ticket to Brazil would be.]
3. security slide 03
Like Biggie said, "Tell your friends, to get with my friends, and we can be friends... we can do this every weekend."
4. security slide 04
Where's our besito?
5. security slide 05
This is just so, so, so mean.
6. security slide 06
"Hey girl, you like my walkie talkie?"
7. security slide 07
No words. Just thoughts and so MANY feelings.
8. security slide 08
[Still calculating Brazil fare.]
9. security slide 09
ALL THE LIKES. ALL OF THEM.