Meet Guilherme Leão, a 22-year-old subway security guard in Sao Paulo, Brazil and your newest internet crush. If you're ever in Brazil, make sure to stalk, er, we mean ask for directions from this hottie. (And our sincerest thank you to BuzzFeed, who alerted us to this fine specimen of a man.)
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Hello. We mean hola. We mean, olá!
[calculates how much a ticket to Brazil would be.]
Like Biggie said, "Tell your friends, to get with my friends, and we can be friends... we can do this every weekend."
Where's our besito?
This is just so, so, so mean.
"Hey girl, you like my walkie talkie?"
No words. Just thoughts and so MANY feelings.
[Still calculating Brazil fare.]
ALL THE LIKES. ALL OF THEM.