Dimelo: The Real Me (If I Was Interviewed by a Tabloid)


Since I'm going to be giving you advice on All Things Personal, I figured it's only fair to share my own brand of Personal with you. Today, I'll illustrate with an interview...with myself.

Ready? Let’s pretend I’m famous and you give a damn about the craziness that is my life. You are at the grocery store and reaching for the latest trashy tabloid for a chance to play the Mystery Celeb Fat-Match game because you needed an ego boost.

Good. But wait! Just before you get to page 6, there's a tell-all with writer  Latina columnist Pauline Campos. (Stop laughing. No, keep laughing. Either way, just go with me on this one, m'kay?)

Here’s everything you never wanted to know. And then some.