Tomorrow ushers in a new year and my romantic life has already started off with a bang. And by bang I mean an explosion of weirdness. To start off with, a bald, 50-something year old man totally hit on me while I was visiting my aunt in the ICU. As doctors were running numerous tests on my tia, he turned to me and said, "You look good! Real good!" What a sin verguenza!

But the crazy email I got next totally upped the ante. I clicked open a message from an unfamiliar address, assuming it was a writer interested in freelancing for It started off with the sender telling me that she wanted "get to know me better." Apparently, she followed my website. "That's great," I thought, I always appreciate support from fans.

But then it got freaky and, well, little weird, "I think we can click together," she expressed. "Please, I would like you to email back. I will show you my photo and you can also know more about me." Holy crap! This lady wanted to make a woman out of me.

Well, it wasn't going to happen. As much as I may hate guys sometimes, I'm definitely sticking with them. So I deleted her email and put blocked the address just in case she tried to romance me again.

Hopefully, 2010 will bring me more emails, calls, texts and dates…from men!