On Friday night, I was out with friends at our favorite dance spot. The Coronas were flowing and we were seriously shaking our booties. As usual, I was one of the last ones on the dance floor as my friends slowly trickled off and went home.
As I was about to leave, my phone buzzed with a text message. Weird—it was almost 4AM and I wasn’t expecting a call from anyone.
It wound up just being a text from my girl Jessica, “Tommy and I want you to come over. We’ll pay for your cab!” I was beat, so I quickly wrote back, “It’s 4am! I'm going to bed!” as I headed out to the street to hail a cab.
“No…we REALLY want you to come over. Have a threesome with us?!”
I laughed out loud, threw my phone in my purse, jumped in a cab, hopped into bed and promptly passed out. Saturday morning, I awoke to my cell ringing in my ear.
It was Jess, feeling bad for what had transpired the night before, “I am SO SORRY about last night! But Tommy and I were actually kind of serious. We would totally do a threesome with you if you ever were up to it.”
I explained to my girl that while I truly adored them both, and was flattered that they wanted me, of all people, to fulfill one of their sexual fantasies, it was just never gonna happen.
While I totally give props to anyone who’s gone down this road before, it’s not something I would ever do. I don’t think, anyway!
Have you ever had a threesome? Do you have fantasies about it? Would you be up to it with your man?