There's no easy way to say this, so I may as well just put it plainly: y'all need to just get over Miley Cyrus and her performance at the Video Music Awards.
I normally don't watch TV because twitter watches it for me. And my entire timeline was filled with horror and embarrassment for the former Disney star. It seems little Hannah Montana is now showing the world that she can, in fact, do what she wants...and the world doesn't like it.
Twitter said she is desperate. A picture of Will Smith and his kids slack-jawed faces as they watched Miley get up close and personal with both a foam finger and Robin Thicke's pants kept showing up as people retweeted the very reaction they had watching at home. And I can't tell you how many times I heard the internet ask where the hell Billy Ray was while his daughter got herself censored on MTV. Be honest: do you really think she'd stop if Daddy told her to? If you said yes, you have never been, nor have you parented, a 20-year-old girl.