Dolores dice...Tooth and Nail

Dear Dolores:

I met this 22-year-old guy who wants to date me. I also want to date him, but the only problem is that he lost three of his front teeth. Other than that, he is cute. But I don’t know how to tell my family.

—Mexicanita on the Internet

Dear Mexicanita:

Just make sure your mom doesn’t cook costillitas the day you bring your boyfriend home. Something soft, like sopa or tamales, should do the trick. He, in turn, should smile as little as possible.

—If he has a lisp… he’s on his own, D