Dolores dice...Nowhere Man

Dear Dolores:

I've had a novio for three years now and have never met his family or seen where he lives. Not even his amigos know where he lives. On holidays and special occasions he is nowhere to be found. He says he doesn't have a home phone and can be reached only by his cell phone. He's 41-years-old and supposedly still lives with his mom. He's never spent the night with me because she gets angry if he stays out. He always has an excuse for everything! When I tell him I think he has another novia or a wife, he gets really mad. He is always telling me he will prove me wrong, but nothing so far. I think it's time for me to end the relationship. What do you think?

—Suspicious in the Bronx, NY

Dear Suspicious:

I think that whatever it is that you had with this fantasma of a man cannot, in all honesty, be called a "relationship." I completely agree that it's time to bring this thriller to an end.

—A Bronx cheer to you for taking so long, D