Dolores dice...Hubby Gone Wild!

Dear Dolores,

Am I supposed to think it is OK or normal that my husband is obsessed with watching Girls Gone Wild?

—Norma on the 'Net

Dear Norma,

Well, as I often say, who knows what normal is nowadays? Keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed and let him watch for a while. Think of those T-and-A shows as telenovelas for guys. It’s all a fantasy, a virtual escape from their middle-aged, couch potato existences. You know that he knows that not even in his wildest fantasy could he get one of those girls to remove her pinky ring. Hopefully, soon rather than later he will notice he’s not getting any real-life sex and snap out of it.

—You can always "misplace" the DVD's, D.