Dolores dice...Desperately Seeking Maid

Dear Dolores,

I was wondering if you could help me. About two years ago, when I stayed at the Homewood Suites in Lewisville, Texas, I met a nice maid by the name of Gabriela. I never caught her last name. She didn’t speak much English, so she might have been an immigrant or a guest worker. We both had fun talking in broken English/Spanish. She had a real pleasant disposition. I would like to track her down and I thought that maybe you know her. Any advice?

—Traveler in NE

Dear Traveler,

You have GOT to be kidding me! This may come as a surprise to you in Nebraska, but all Latinos don’t know each other. We don’t all look alike or eat exactly the same food either. For all I know, Gabriela could be the CEO of Homewood Suites by now. I don’t keep track of hotel maids or facilitate dating services. Plus, since you seem to have posed this question in all seriousness, we're 99.9% sure that Gabriela wouldn't be interested even if you did manage to find her! Ugh...why am I even still answering this question?

—You have some nerve! D

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