Dolores dice... The Boob Dude

Dear Dolores:

I am 16-years-old and see myself as pretty attractive. I had a boyfriend, and we were really cool together until this guera came along. She was ugly, but he left me for her. The thing is, she has big boobs, and I’m a size A. Do you think he ever really liked me?

- Young Chica in IL

Dear Young Chica:

My crystal ball is cloudy today, so I cannot really tell you whether your novio liked you or not before he got his booby prize. He probably did. So many men go gaga over big breasted women that you don’t need to be a shrink to realize they still want to be fed by Mami. Unfortunately, too many young women fall for the idea that turning themselves into milkmaids will get them Prince Charming. Some even ask for breast implants as quincenera presents. Fortunately for those who refuse to be chica plasticas, there are still hombres who are more interested in what lies behind the mountains—regardless of size—than in the mountains themselves.

-Be yourself and enjoy what you have, D