11.21.09
BEAUTY

Exclusive Beauty Report: The Outbreak That's Scaring Millions

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Its emergence into the mainstream shouldn’t be surprising, as this particular tendency has proven resilient, surviving the '80s club circuit and popping up again during the grungy '90s. For decades reports have surfaced of its thriving underground and in select European cities, but today the appearance of “Guyliner”—that’s black kohl eyeliner worn by men—has officially been declared an outbreak, touching thousands of men and threatening millions of women around the globe.

Truly shocking is how it’s rapidly broadening its boarders, crossing from music and film industries into everyday Latin and Middle America. Those stricken are able to live and often even flourish in their normal life—as men like Adam Lambert and Brandon Flowers have demonstrated. Suspected to have been exposed is pop star Enrique Iglesias, who is rumored to have seen it first on ex-pop star Christian Chavez—though these reports have not been confirmed.

While harmless, its spread has raised many questions from, “Is it Halloween today?” to “Who does your man-makeup?” and comments such as, “Boy, that liner makes your eyes pop!” Designers like Jean Paul Gaultier have even developed entire lines, like Gaultier Monsieur, for its promotion. We will continue to monitor the situation from the front lines, remaining completely unbiased and mildly amused.

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Yeah I'm with you, metrosexuals is one thing but murses "man purses" is just too much. Makeup is for women, poin blank.
Mira, I am from the old-fashion school. I do not like my men to wear eyeliner. If it is for a movie role, Halloween, performance of any kind - then I don't mind. But to go out socializing - HELL To The NO!!!! I like my men to look like men - no como yo! I am into a manly man - not a Miss Thing man. If you are gay and you are phem - then by all means fine go for the eyeliner. But if you are gay or straight and you are mucho macho then guyliner is not for you! Just an middle-aged woman opinion.....

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