Please let me begin by saying I am not one of those haters that’s against your new short bob. I think it’s a refreshing change. Good for you! How-ev-ah. This does not give you license to embrace old lady updos. I’ve waited patiently, watching your red carpet appearances as of late. And after your bow at last night’s Screen Actor’s Guild Awards, I can be quiet no longer. Enough with the abuela updos! I mean no offense to stylish abuelas everywhere. I’m just saying – the over-coiffed curls, the teased top, the tight twists in the back; chica, you’re young, you’re beautiful, loosen up for hottie’s sake! A SAG card is not an AARP card; let’s not confuse the two.
Someone Who Means Well